New Republic Fifth Fleet

IRC Bot

The NR5F has its own IRC bot, or droid, if you will. Here's how to interact with it.

Give Someone a Random Medal

Command: !decorate nickname

For example, !decorate GA_Simon

Give Yourself a Random Medal

Command: !decorateme

Search the Web

Command: !google search terms

For example, !google Lando capes for sale

Display a Giphy

Command: !giphy search term

For example, !giphy bb-8 thumbs up

Insult Someone

Command: !pisson nickname

For example, !pisson Rosh

Insult Yourself

Command: !pissonme

Get a Random Joke

Command: !joke

Get a Topical Joke

Command: !joke topic

For example, !joke cat

Register Your Location for Weather

Command: !register location location

For example, !register location Christchurch, New Zealand

See also, !weather

Ask the Magic 8 Ball

Command: !8ball yes or no question

For example, !8ball Was Qui-Gon drunk the whole time?

Change the Bot's Nickname

Command: !nick nickname

For example, !nick Gipper

Reset the Bot's Nickname

Command: !Alphonsus

Pick a Random Option

Command: !pick comma separated list of options

For example, !pick Dark Forces II, Jedi Outcast, Jedi Academy

Generate Slop

Command: !chatgpt question

Command: !claude question

Command: !dalle description

Command: !deepseek question

Command: !gemini question

Command: !imagen description

For example, !chatgpt Did George Lucas laugh his way to the bank after selling Lucasfilm to Disney?

For example, !claude Did George Lucas laugh his way to the bank after selling Lucasfilm to Disney?

For example, !dalle a dark lord of the sith playing piano

For example, !deepseek Did George Lucas laugh his way to the bank after selling Lucasfilm to Disney?

For example, !gemini Did George Lucas laugh his way to the bank after selling Lucasfilm to Disney?

For example, !imagen a dark lord of the sith playing piano

Get a Random Quote

Command: !quote

Ask AI (ChatGPT) a Question

Command: !chatgpt question

For example, !chatgpt Did George Lucas laugh his way to the bank after selling Lucasfilm to Disney?

Generate AI (DALL-e) Image

Command: !dalle description

For example, !dalle a dark lord of the sith playing piano

Get a Quote By ID

Command: !quote ID

For example, !quote 28

Get a Quote By Search

Command: !quote search term

For example, !quote porkins

Roll Dice

Command: !roll number of dice d number of sides on each die

For example, roll two eight-sided dice: !roll 2d8

For example, roll one twenty-sided die: !roll 1d20

Get Sports Scores

Command: !jets

Command: !mlb

Command: !nfl

Command: !nhl

Command: !packers

Command: !rangers

Command: !yankees

Find Where Something is Streaming

Command: !streaming country media

For example, !streaming US Ahsoka

For example, !streaming FI Barbie

Convert Temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit

Command: !ctof Celsius temperature

For example, !ctof 18

Convert Temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius

Command: !ftoc Fahrenheit temperature

For example, !ftoc 78

Get Movie Details

Command: !imdb movie title

For example, !imdb the empire strikes back

Current Weather by Location

Command: !weather location

For example, !weather Roswell, New Mexico

Current Weather by Registered Location

Command: !weather

See also, !register location

Weather Forecast by Location

Command: !forecast location

For example, !forecast Fargo, North Dakota

Weather Forecast by Registered Location

Command: !forecast

See also, !register location

Get a Star Wars Quote

Command: !anh

Get a Random Best of the Worst Episode

Command: !botw